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I WAS GOING SO HARD TO WILDEST DREAMS IN THE CAR THAT I ACCIDENTALLY HONKED MY HORN AND THERE WAS A COP IN FRONT OF ME AND HE PULLED ME OVER AND I WAS LIKE “IM NOT GONNA LIE TO YOU TAYLOR SWIFT STARTED PLAYING AND I GOT REALLY EXCITED” AND THE COP LAUGHED AND HE WAS LIKE “I DO BELIEVE YOU I HAVE A TEENAGE DAUGHTER THATS UR AGE JUST JAM OUT WITH CAUTION NEXT TIME” AND THEN WE HAD A 5 MINUTE CONVERSATION ABOUT TAYLOR SWIFT AND HE LET ME GO
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